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A little Friday humour, OR any day you want to share a laugh
mullokintyre
post Posted: Jul 3 2015, 10:41 AM
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A guy starts his new job at the zoo and is given three tasks.

First is to clear the exotic fish pool of weeds. As he does so, a huge fish jumps out and bites him. To show who is boss, he beats it to
death with a spade. Realizing his employer won't be best pleased he disposes of the fish by feeding it to the lions, as lions will eat
anything.

Moving on to the second job of clearing out the Chimp house, he is attacked by the chimps that pelt him with coconuts. He swipes at two
chimps with a spade killing them both. What can he do? Feed them to the lions, he says to himself, because lions eat anything... He hurls the
corpses into the lion enclosure.

He moves on to the last job which is to collect honey from the South American Bees. As soon as he starts, he is attacked by the bees. He
grabs the spade and smashes the bees to a pulp. By now he knows what to do and shovels them into the lions cage because lions eat anything.

Later that day a new lion arrives at the zoo.. He wanders up to another lion and says "What's the food like here?"
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The lion says: "Absolutely brilliant, today we had Fish and Chimps with Mushy Bees

Mick



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surfer
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Try this



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nq2jY1trxqg








 
surfer
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who needs a Discovery, Freelander, Defender, Pajero, Isusu, Bravo, Navara, LandCuiser, Prado or Fourunner!
Here is the DNA of Chrysler/Dodge/Jeep! Better than most current 4X4's
93 years ago. Unbelievable!
Click here:


 
arty
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Here is one gender stereotyping from the fem side. weirdsmiley.gif
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I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)

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arty
post Posted: Jun 18 2015, 09:27 AM
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In Reply To: surfer's post @ Jun 18 2015, 07:57 AM

Try this URL: https://www.youtube.com/embed/2h-WhhqFjv4
The one behind your link went to McAfee, probably using your login info, and was ignored by my system.



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I trade daily, but I am not a licensed adviser. Whether you find my ideas reasonable or not: The only person responsible for your actions is YOU.
I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)
 
surfer
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How Spain Gets Rid Of It's Idiots!

http://www.youtube.com/embed/2h-WhhqFjv4?feature=player_%20detailpage




 


balance
post Posted: Jun 16 2015, 01:45 PM
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This has been doing the rounds. Language warning.



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Day Trader: Lowest form of life in the known universe.
Shorter: Can limbo under a day trader.
Investor: Salt of the Earth.Sits to the right of God (Warren Buffet)
Share prices are only ever manipulated down.
Paper losses are not really losses.
Chat site posters always know better & know more than anyone about anything.
I'm 29.
The cheque is in the mail.
 
balance
post Posted: Jun 16 2015, 01:42 PM
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Don't do drugs.



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Day Trader: Lowest form of life in the known universe.
Shorter: Can limbo under a day trader.
Investor: Salt of the Earth.Sits to the right of God (Warren Buffet)
Share prices are only ever manipulated down.
Paper losses are not really losses.
Chat site posters always know better & know more than anyone about anything.
I'm 29.
The cheque is in the mail.

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frodo
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In Reply To: arty's post @ Jun 16 2015, 12:32 PM

Funny sounds like me and my Optus calls trying to change to their new deal now thats a joke. weirdsmiley.gif

 
arty
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Last month, a world-wide telephone survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:
"Would you please give your honest opinion about possible solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a complete failure because:
  • In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
  • In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
  • In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
  • In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
  • In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
  • In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
  • In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
  • And in Australia, New Zealand, Canada, and Britain everyone hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent.




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I trade daily, but I am not a licensed adviser. Whether you find my ideas reasonable or not: The only person responsible for your actions is YOU.
I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)

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