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A little Friday humour, OR any day you want to share a laugh
arty
post Posted: Nov 24 2016, 08:57 AM
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No Nativity scene in Canberra this year

The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the nation's Capital this Christmas season.
This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find three Wise Men in Canberra .
However, there was no problem finding enough donkeys to fill the stable.

The search for a Virgin continues...






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I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)

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A blonde lady motorist was about two hours from San Diego when she was flagged down by a man whose truck had broken down......
The man walked up to the car and asked, "Are you going to San Diego?"
"Sure," answered the blonde, "do you need a lift?"
"Not for me. I'll be spending the next three hours fixing my truck. My problem is I've got two chimpanzees in the back that have to be taken to the San Diego Zoo. They're a bit stressed already so I don't want to keep them on the road all day. Could you possibly take them to the zoo for me? I'll give you $200 for your trouble"
"I'd be happy to," said the blonde.
So the two chimpanzees were ushered into the back seat of the blonde's car and carefully strapped into their seat belts, and off they went.
Five hours later, the truck driver was driving through the heart of San Diego when suddenly he was horrified! There was the blonde walking down the street, holding hands with the two chimps, much to the amusement of a big crowd. With a screech of brakes he pulled off the road and ran over to the blonde. "What are you doing here?" he demanded, "I gave you $200 to take these chimpanzees to the zoo!"
"Yes, I know you did," said the blonde. "But we had money left over so now we're going to Sea World."




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post Posted: Oct 12 2016, 11:56 AM
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Shorter: Can limbo under a day trader.
Investor: Salt of the Earth.Sits to the right of God (Warren Buffet)
Share prices are only ever manipulated down.
Paper losses are not really losses.
Chat site posters always know better & know more than anyone about anything.
I'm 29.
The cheque is in the mail.

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surfer
post Posted: Sep 22 2016, 07:44 PM
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The police came to Paddy's front door last night holding a picture of his wife.
They said, "Is this your wife, sir?"
Shocked, Paddy answered, " Yes."
They said, "I'm afraid it looks like she's been hit by a bus."
Paddy replied, "I know, but she has a lovely personality."



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nipper
post Posted: Sep 22 2016, 02:43 PM
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To mark the coming of age of these vital networks of trading knowledge, [a journalist] spent a year on the trail of our favourite forum poster SMSuperMan* and his biggest holding Hot Air Ltd*
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Date: 10-09-2015
Subject: Initiate buy on Hot Air

Hi all, I am new to this stock but came across it in the latest Fools & Tools.
I've looked at lots of cos and I've never seen such amazing potential. SP at 5’ but my back of the envelope calculations estimate that if production begins as scheduled in April 2017 and zodinium price remains where it is, it could be worth $1.00 – a 20 bagger!
The market for quantum computers which need zodinium chips is about to explode (the Pentagon is already using it to hack the Chinese) but by 2020 it will be used in everything from driverless car controls to block-chain technology
And the CEO is a visionary … Steve Jobs with a rug!!

Date: 21-10-2015
Subject: bought more

Rentabuy Research has done some outstanding work … the big brokers simply aren't on this one at all (typical) I know for a fact they don't even know what zodinium is !
But I think they are UNDERESTIMATING the potential for it to quadruple in price. It's the commodity of the future and Hot Air will control half of the world's supply. Deposits are extremely rare to find, there's only two in the world ... Pajalastan isn't even on the map !

Date: 24-12 2015
Subject: XMAS

Merry Xmas posters.. Before you get stuck into your Turkey you should remember …This is the year of Hot Air. !
Bought the missus something pretty special with the (future) proceeds… She's had a lot of Hot Air in her face 24/7 but its going to take her places she's never been before.

Date: 16-01-2016
Subject: Back up the truck!

SP down 50% makes no sense … I for one am loading up on this sale.
As Buffett says … when there's blood in the trumpets its time for a margin loan!

Date: 3-02-2016
Subject: The bots are back

Bots are selling down to 2 cents, in multiples of 100 and regular intervals … pathetic really
Just the latest trick to cap the SP before the serious takeover action kicks off..

Date: 11-04-2016
Subject: Re: Trading Halt

That's your opinion but the facts are that the suspension helps SP and long term holders. There's been a lot of nonsense being spread around hot air and this will help management to set the facts straight.
The CEO selling his shares is a positive IMHO.. as he said it will create liquidity in the stock which we all know is dreadful (tks algos!)
I will be buying when trading resumes

Date: 27-05-2016
Subject: AFR Article

Seriously – "death spiral", "cash crunch" I mean how are these phrases even allowed ??!!
Do these journalists get their degrees in a showbag ? – oh, wait, you don't even need a degree to be a journalist!!!!
Media all about gaining clicks and selling papers – not facts..
Personally, we need someone like Richard Branson to overhaul the whole media industry

Date: 30-06-2016
Subject: Re: cash situation

don't know what you are even doing here as you are clearly a short-seller here to down-ramp and scare investors out of what you know is the bargain of a life time.
Everyone here knows exactly how to read a balance sheet and income statement … with one exception (clue, look in the mirror!)
PS I have reported u to the moderator.

Date: 07-07-2016
Subject: OU2 interview

Tuned in to The Friendly Interviewer (real journalism IMO) on OU2 and I for one think he said all the right things. Sure they have made mistakes but the path to success is never smooth and the first step is admitting it. That's what happens when you are a risk taker.
But he's got the right strategy and Chinese buyers are queuing up from Pajalastan (still deliberately hidden on the Google Maps but secret will be out soon) to Pakistan to take this asset off his hands (which he wont because he knows what its worth)
Also his explanation about the cash situation – and the loan to directors (which is very normal) should put the shorters back in their cave where they belong.
I would not be surprised if all these rumours were started by one of the big miners – they are so behind the zodinium boom they will do anything to get these assets on the cheap (If you play the recording backwards you can actually hear him saying that straight – maybe I am going to far, but I swear I heard it J !!)

Seen this movie before!

Date: 19-07-2016
Subject: Re: pulling the chord

Hold your nerves posters – the loss was expected and it's all about what the market was pricing in the future not whats in the announcement.
CEO will still be involved even after he resigns and he's set things right with the regulators (who don't have a clue – toothless tigers IMHO)
If you sell today you will be regretting, With news and headlines like this, its the perfect day to add to your possie – when rookies are misunderstanding the reports and jump its time to make a killing
PS did anyone else get a call from OneSec?

Date: 21-08-2016
Subject: Re: Class Action

Well I think patience is needed, But for one would support a class action (could do with the $) ! not just on Hot Air but the regulators and the exchange – if they had been more awake none of this misinformation would be spooking investors out of their hard earned profits

Date: 30-08-2016
Subject: Re: Time to alert the Fourth Estate

You took the words outta my mouth.. I won't stop until these clowns have been taken to task – I could be wrong but when I invested Hot Air has no cash (oh cash that was lent but not disclose!) … THIS SHOULD BE EXPOSED

Date: 19-09-2016
Subject: Fresh Air (FRT)

Hi guys, I came across this stock in Bull Dust Weekly ... it's an absolute ripper.. By my estimates it's a 50 bagger at least so I'll be going big one this one. Tried to buy some today but exchange not working – typical – bots must be robbing us blind.
(PS have some serious ground to make up smile.gif ! )

Stay Fresh ... Stay Long!

*Hot Air, like its assets, is a work of fiction, as is SMSuperMan. They are, however, based on actual posts.



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- Dr John Hussman

“If I had even the slightest grasp upon my own faculties, I would not make essays, I would make decisions.” ― Michel de Montaigne

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And learn how to spell as well?



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arty
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They never stood a chance ...



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I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)
 
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Hard luck story



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Day Trader: Lowest form of life in the known universe.
Shorter: Can limbo under a day trader.
Investor: Salt of the Earth.Sits to the right of God (Warren Buffet)
Share prices are only ever manipulated down.
Paper losses are not really losses.
Chat site posters always know better & know more than anyone about anything.
I'm 29.
The cheque is in the mail.

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arty
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I trade daily, but I am not a licensed adviser. Whether you find my ideas reasonable or not: The only person responsible for your actions is YOU.
I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)

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I trade daily, but I am not a licensed adviser. Whether you find my ideas reasonable or not: The only person responsible for your actions is YOU.
I follow two rules: (1) There are no sacred truths. All assumptions must be critically examined. Arguments from authority are worthless. (2) Whatever is inconsistent with observed facts must be discarded or revised. We must understand the Market as it is and not confuse how it is with how we wish it to be. (inspired by Carl Sagan)

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